Witchy Rec – Witch Hat Atelier by Kamome Shirahama

Witch Hat Atelier

Japanese Name: とんがり帽子のアトリエ (Tongari Bōshi no Atorie)

Author & Illustrator: Kamome Shirahama

Translation: Stephen Kohler

Lettering: Lys Blakeslee; Editing: Ajani Oloye; Kodansha Comics edition cover design: Phil Balsman; Publisher: Kodansha Comics

Manga, series ongoing in Japanese, 13 + books in English.

Spin off / Associated works / Awards: Witch Hat Atelier Kitchen (short stories with Witch Hat Atelier characters with working IRL recipes) which is absolutely adorable. It has 5+ volumes in it. There’s also an upcoming announced anime. The manga also won an award back in 2020.

Is this review spoiler free? Somewhat. It’s spoiler-free for plot, with the exception of world lore, magical workings, and specific inventions to explain how great the story is. I also do mention that a past event is shown in volume 9, chapter 120, but I mark the spoiler in this review and do not mention names, specifics, details, or even suggest characters.

I think you’ll be spoiled more from the wikipedia article than me.

Fast summary: In a fantasy world, only witches (all genders) have magic and magic is only for fellow witches and their descendants. Coco, a young nearly teenage girl, has always adored magic and wanted to be a witch, but she’s just a tailor working in her mom’s shop. She wasn’t born a mage and therefore can’t do magic.

Except, she’s got this book a witch sold her as a small child. After spying on the witch Qifrey casting a spell, she tried one of the spells from the book. It worked – horribly so.

She joins the Qifrey as his apprentice in his Atelier to learn magic. But magic – and the world of witches as a whole – isn’t as simple or as wonderful as Coco thinks.

At first glance, it’s a cute story about a young girl defying norms to become a witch – except it’s not. Without spoiling things, it quickly is revealed that this is a world with flying pegasus carriages and magic toilets, but it’s also a world where witches have used magic to war in the past and are, in their own way, controlling the world. It’s very Ghibli in that way.

It’s a story that’s got substance and the main character certain has her charm and flaws. She definitely suffers from imposter syndrome, which is something that’s commonly felt among magical practitioners. “Am I really experiencing magic or this divine event or is it all in my head?”

More importantly, the magic is SUPER SOLID. (Yes, the caps is necessary.) All of magic in this world operates on sigils. It’s actually a stunning example of sigil magic. Art witches and those who particularly like sigils will enjoy the series.

It’s also got some really good magic lessons in there. That repetition is great for building skills. That the ideas and thinking behind the spells can be just as crucial as the actual spellcasting or materials. That magic can be part of your everyday life, especially if it makes you nervous or you want to get good at it. And that life itself has it’s own special kind of magic that’s present, if you’re willing to see it.

A major key point of the story is adapting, creating, coming up with solutions to a problem or for a client while using the basic building blocks you already learned. It’s really a beautiful lesson many practitioners should appreciate – forging your own path, even when others tell you that’s not the right way.

Of course, the whole plot of the series involves conflict regarding the state of the world and, in some ways, how magic of this world works. Issues with rushing too hard towards a goal, trying to do everything your own way, and endless guilt over a mistake. There’s fears and phobias with consequences. There’s going too far and not knowing when to stop. And there are certain kinds of magic that is considered forbidden and that’s a major plot point of the series.

There’s issues involving disabilities not being accommodated for – and the ones that are. Two separate characters have physical disabilities. One characters with an invisible but life disrupting disability is disparaged and no one’s made adaptations or accommodations for them. However, two characters are shown to have wheelchairs-esque objects. Another character is missing an eye and has accommodations for that missing eye. Blindness is also discussed.

Anyone who suffers from an invisible disability, such as mental illness, color-blindness, migraines or chronic pain knows what it’s like to be disparaged because “you don’t look sick”.

There’s a magical side to this. Being able to see or visualize your magic is often considered an essential step for practitioners. But what if you can’t? Are you suppose to just simply give up magic without being able to see? Give up visualization because you’re bad at it?

We’ve got a host of characters, some POC, some queer, some disabled as mentioned earlier. It’s rather diverse in that aspect. Romance is on the fringes – people are already in relationships or there’s first crush sort of deals.

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// VAGUE SPOILERS FOR BOOK 9, CHAPTER 120 //, scroll down quickly

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In book 9, around chapter 120 covers victim blaming, peeping / sexual assault, and a character’s backstory involving underage sexual assault with implied rape. In both cases, the perpetrators were caught and brought to justice. There’s even a content warning in the book before you start the chapter!

(And the chapter is totally skippable as it doesn’t progress the plot, just character insights and development).

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// END SPOILERS //

I recommend this to read if you’re into plot-driven character development, interesting fantasy worlds, stellar magical systems, and solid representation.

As mentioned above, there is also a spin-off series with recipes in it. The recipes are accompanied with short stories, free of the plot of the main series. I have a few of the recipes on my list to try and some are fun versions of recipes I’m familiar with. It also shows more world lore and magic that is just so good.

All of that being said, I haven’t finished either of the series. I’ve been reading it in the officially published Kodansha English edition for years now and my Japanese isn’t up to translating the fantasy elements from the original, so no spoilers if you drop a comment.


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Lover’s Betrayal Cleansing Spell

This spell is for cleansing yourself as part of the grieving process after discovering your lover has cheated on you.

This spell is for cleansing yourself after discovering your lover (spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, etc) has cheated on you. They were having an affair without your knowledge or consent.

When this happens, there’s a number of spells that can be helpful to you, such as cleansing, healing, protection, revenge, and so on. This specific spell is intended for the later stages of the grieving process, as it’s meant to smooth the way for letting go and moving on.

When to use this spell: You’ve had your falling out, you’ve broken up, you’ve given back each other’s stuff, changed the locks, had your bitter words with one another. You’ve grieved the relationship, have little to do with your now ex-lover, and are mostly ready to move on.

If you’re using a curse in your acts of revenge, use this spell after cleansing yourself from the curse.

What you’ll need: 

  • Moon water
  • Lemon
  • Knife
  • Sea salt
  • Luxury bath/shower stuff (see notes)
  • Taglock / target’s personal item (optional)

First, stir one tablespoon (or about 15 grams) of salt for every cup (8 ounces) of moon water until the salt is entirely dissolved.  This creates clean salt water. You can add more or less salt to your preference. You can also gently heat the water to make the salt dissolve more easily, but my personal preference is to do it without heating the moon water.

Next, take the lemon and carve the name of your ex-lover onto it. If you still have something belonging to that ex-lover (the taglock), you can roll the lemon over that item to really connect it to your target. 

Now, focusing all of your rage, shame, embarrassment, betrayal, and whatever else you’re feeling, cut the lemon into as many pieces as you can/ want to. Just be careful when handling the knife!

Take the lemon and the taglock item and throw it in the trash. You can use some tasteful (or untasteful) words here to express how over you are with that ex-lover. You’re kicking them to the curb, spiritually and emotionally.

Once done, it’s cleansing time. In the bath or shower, pour the salted moon water over your body. Don’t get it in your eyes or face. It will be cold, so you may wish to pour the water on a body sponge or washcloth and wash your body with that. 

During this time, avoid thinking about the whole ex-lover situation. If your mind drifts towards your ex-lover, intentionally bring it back to a neutral or better headspace. Instead, work on thinking about your next steps that you’re feeling positive about or looking forward to.

Finally, it’s time for some personal care of your body. Take a luxurious shower or bath. Whatever that fantasy is for you, do it. Maybe it’s sipping wine while in a foamy bubble bath and listening to some tunes. Or it’s a flower petal strewn tub and a good book. It could be a steamy shower and a silky sugar scrub. This is something that should make you feel amazing about yourself, something completely indulgent to reclaim your energy and appreciate yourself and your body. 

You can repeat the salted moon water cleansing followed by the fancy shower/bath any time you feel particularly emotional about you ex-lover or you have to deal with them.

Notes:

  • I specify throwing the lemon in the trash, rather than the compost bin or something similar, as you want to remove this person from your life. To me, adding the lemon to your compost bin may give them the chance to come back when you don’t want them to.
  • The luxury bath/shower things is entirely personal to you. Examples of stuff you might use in a much-needed indulgent shower or bath: sugar scrubs, flower petals, fancy soaps, body oils, bath bubble liquid, your favorite book, a good saucy book, bottle of wine or alcohol, aromatherapy oils, candles, and so on. Whatever feels luxurious to you.
  • If you’re thinking about changing up your look by dying your hair or cutting it, do this after the moon water cleansing but before the bath/shower.
  • Make sure you either home grow your flower petals, get organic flowers, or otherwise thoroughly wash your flower petals. Commercial growers may have used pesticides in the growing process, so it’s best to wash the petals when using them in rituals that will have the flowers touch your skin. 
  • This spell is inspired by “Apple Romantic Cleansing Spell” found on page 695 of Judika Illes’ The Encyclopedia of 5000 Spells, Harper Collins 2008 edition. 


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30 Items to Move Into Your New Home First – Basket of Blessings


“Basket of Blessings” – a superstition based ritual process of selecting various items to bring into your new home first, as a means of encouraging various sympathetic magic results, such as luck, wealth, abundance, health, and so on.

I’ve covered this topic before here and here on Patreon. That post is great and covers a lot more of the in-depth ideas, including practical things to move in first as well as what to NOT move in. This list is simple, but fast with explanations on why the stuff is on the list.

This is a common concept in other cultures. I don’t know what this entire concept is called, but I’ve decided to called this “Basket of Blessings”. Yes, I’m coining the term for this concept. You heard it here first. The idea is that the first thing you’re carrying in is a collection of items intended to bring good luck, prosperity, blessings, abundance, and other assorted good vibes.

A few examples: A student might carrying in books, blank paper, and pens to encourage a scholarly pursuits. A person moving into their first apartment might want to bring things to encourage luck, such as a four leaf clover, and comfort, such as a favorite blanket. You get the idea. It’s intended to say “this is what I want my home to be like”.

It has a secondary goal of being something to keep the home occupied when you aren’t there. For someone who might be moving in over a duration (like moving a storage unit over a week or having to travel hours to the new house from the old house), these items will let the house feel not so cold and lonely.

(Crafting a house guardian will also help in this endeavor, but that’s a whole different post.)

Pick any choose whatever you want / need off the list. Remember, this is what YOU want for YOUR home, so get creative in personalizing this process.

  1. Drinking water – so you’ll always have clean water
  2. Purified water, blessed water, moon water, holy water, etc – for blessings and magical cleansing
  3. Coins, paper money, cash – for abundance and wealth
  4. Silver (coins, jewelry, dishes, etc) – for abundance and wealth
  5. Gold (coins, jewelry, etc) – for abundance and wealth
  6. Crystals, jewels, and gemstones (jewelry, loose crystals) – for abundance and wealth – double check correspondences for gemstones
  7. Steel (spoons, plates, etc. No knives) – for stability and protection
  8. Cast iron (pots, charms, etc) – protection
  9. Bread – so you’ll never go hungry
  10. Rice – so you’ll never go hungry
  11. Fresh fruits and berries – so you’ll never go hungry
  12. Fresh herbs – so you’ll never go hungry
  13. Oranges – for luck, health and to never go hungry
  14. Basil – luck and money
  15. Rosemary – health
  16. Sugar – for sweetness, money, and food
  17. Honey – sweetness and food
  18. Chocolate – sweetness, treats, food, wealth
  19. Coffee and/or tea – for welcoming guests, abundance, productivity, wealth, food, etc.
  20. Salt – cleansing, money
  21. Alcohol, wine, alcoholic offering, non-alcoholic beverage offering
  22. Fresh cut flowers – beauty
  23. House plant, money plant, potted herbs, potted fruit trees
  24. Books – for knowledge, religious purposes, cookbook, divination, a gain a certain sort of lifestyle or energy, etc
  25. LED candle, lamp – so there’s always a light on to welcome you home
  26. Blanket – for warmth
  27. Picture of the household members – for family happiness
  28. New broom – for a fresh start
  29. Bells – for cleansing
  30. Luck charms and other magical charms – for luck and assorted purposes

Put things together. If you’re bringing in fresh cut flowers and fresh sprigs of herbs, put them in the same vase. All the food and drinks can go in a box to be snacked on during the move or be easily used in the morning. Put together a witch jar with all of your crystals, coins, luck charms, and so on so it’s all contained for right now. You can dismantle the jar (or box or whatever) at a later date.

You can also just shove it all in a tote bag and call it a day. It doesn’t have to be fancy if you don’t have the energy for it.

If you’re running out of boxes, toss all the stuff in the blanket, wrap it up, and bring it in just like that. Use this first box to keep bottled water so you and your movers know where the water is (just don’t keep the money there too, yeah?)

When gathering these things, I like to put them in a basket or a box and “present” them to the house. Sometimes having two boxes is better. One with all the expensive stuff that can be tucked in a closet or cupboard during the moving process and another for the more household stuff or plants.

"Basket of Blessings" - A superstition based ritual process of selecting various items to bring into your new home first, as a means of encouraging various sympathetic magic results, such as luck, wealth, abundance, health, and so on.

Again, this topic has a related post here and here on Patreon. It was public first as early access over on my Patreon. Link for that post is here.


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“Please, Talk to Me” Rekindling Romance Spell

Please, Talk to Me Rekindle Romance Spell

This spell is to increase communication between former lovers. This spell isn’t intended to bring your ex back, but it’s intended to open the lines of communication to see if reuniting is even possible.

What you’ll need:

  • Yellow candle
  • Something to carve the candle with

Carve the name of your ex in the candle’s side. It doesn’t need to be deep, large, or beautiful. Messy and tiny is fine.

Light the candle and say your ex’s name then the following:

“Let’s talk and share the good times.

I want attention from you.

I want to keep the conversation going.

I want to start anew.

Please, talk to me.”

Blow out the candle and repeat once  day until the candle runs out. If they don’t call or talk to you before the candle runs out, then accept that it really is over and they do not want to talk to you.

Notes:

  • You can add additional sympathetic magic to this spell.  A lock of hair, an old sweatshirt, a picture of you together, whatever. Place these items around or under the candle.
  • Fire safety is important. Make sure your candle is in a candle holder or on a candle plate.
  • Originally, this spell’s first draft was written as this:

“Let’s talk and share the good times. / What can I do to get attention from you? / What can I say to keep the conversation going? / Can we start anew? / Please, talk to me.”

If that sounds/feels better to you, use that. It will change the spell, as it’s closer to a divination or a entreating than commanding.

Please, Talk to Me Rekindled Romance Spell


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New Year Cleansing / Cleaning Checklist

It’s a new year. Lots of people like to start the new year off by a good cleansing. But how about your house?

You can absolutely cleanse your home with your normal methods – sound, smoke, energy, or whatever you use. But one of the best ways to clear out stale energy and get yourself off to the right start in a new year, is combining cleaning and cleansing.

Spring cleaning might be more common for some people, using the mild weather as a chance to air out the home without losing precious heat or inviting the wet chill. But I prefer to do deep cleaning on my house at the new year instead, saving the spring for the garden.

Before you continue, this whole list may take a few days to get through, depending on how cluttered or disorganized your house is and how much energy you have to spare. Work at your own pace.

Here’s my order list on getting a good cleansing/cleaning done.

1) Keep a notepad and pen nearby these piles or located in a central area (like by the fridge) so you can write down other chores as they come to you.

2) Arrange locations for the following piles. These locations can be piles on your dining room table. It can be cardboard boxes, totes, bags, or whatever. You might need more piles or less.

Homeless stuff – is for things that don’t have a place. Maybe it’s a pair of gloves or a decor piece. The items are things that have no specific location, but you still want to keep them.

Donations – stuff that is in good condition that can be donated to local shelters, community centers, donation bins, etc. If you plan on donating stuff via the internet, like facebook marketplace, keep that stuff in the same area but slightly separate. You know it’ll take time to upload that stuff online.

Trash – stuff that is broken or is simply trash.

Recycling – your recycling program may be different from mine. Check your region’s recycling program and see when/if they do pick ups or where you can drop off your recycling. They may recycle things like old electronics, holiday lights, tires, mattresses, fridges, and so on. Sometimes they’ll charge you, other times they won’t. If that doesn’t work for you, you may be able to list stuff online for people to come and take away. Junk companies may also be available in your region. They come and take away all sorts of things and you usually have to pay by the weight of the stuff.

Special disposal – some items can’t just simply be tossed. They must be recycled or disposed of in a certain way. Paint is famous for this, but so are many chemicals. Many community centers or recycling centers will have special days every few months where they’ll take on those special disposals. The services are almost always free. I’ve even been to some where it was completely no contact and no speaking. I just waited in line for my turn in my car, they took all the stuff out of my trunk, and I drove away.

Shredding – if you shred your sensitive documents, but have inevitably fallen behind on it, this is that pile. If you don’t shred, maybe you should consider it. If not, your community might have shredding available during certain times of the year.

Family and Friends – this is stuff you want to give to certain people. Or return borrowed stuff.

Returns – stuff you need to return to stores but keep leaving the house without grabbing said item.

Fixing box – this is a box of stuff that’s broken in some way and needs fixing. It could be a window frame that needs a new screen, a shirt without a button, a bag without a zipper, etc. It’s stuff that you think “I can fix that!” and you never do.

3) Pick up stray items and put them away. If they don’t have anywhere to go, dump them in the homeless stuff area for now. This includes your kids’ toys, your craft project, your pets’ toys, the weights you keep tripping on, the dishes in the sink, and the laundry that needs to be put away.

You may wish to make special note of things that constantly appear in the same location. If your roommate constantly throws their coat on the stair rail, then maybe put up a coat rack or coat hook nearby to fix that probably. Is it as aesthetic? Probably not, but it won’t be as annoying.

4) Open a window up a bit, if possible. If not possible, turn on a fan. Clean your fan before you turn it on, if it isn’t already clean.

5) Dust and clean the ceiling fixtures, ceiling fans, the tops of doors and windows, and anything above your head. Do this before the floors to avoid cleaning the floors twice.

6) Dust everything else.

7) Sweep every floor. Do a really good job of this. Pull furniture from the wall if possible to sweep under it, break out the vacuum cleaner, get the trim work too. This is BY FAR the most important cleaning step. You can skip EVERYTHING else on this list, but sweeping is a must. You’ll be surprise by how just cleaning the floors of dust will make a massive difference in your spaces, regardless of the amount of magic used.

8) Rearrange furniture as needed. Consider the best layouts for energy flow and what’s the best flow for you. This is also the time to make the bed and generally make the place look as neutral as possible. It doesn’t have to be showroom ready, but it shouldn’t be piled with stuff yet.

9) Wash the floors. I tend to add a bit of magically infused water into my mop water to clean the floors.

10) Wash the windows (yes, really.) I use magically infused water for this too.

11) Wash the laundry. By this point you may have a heap of clothing dirty from cleaning, but you may have also noticed that the curtains need washing, the couch’s throws are furry from pets, and somehow, you’re out of clean socks. Do a few rounds of laundry as needed. You can add some magically infused water into the laundry too.

12) Go through storage areas. Tackle that junk drawer, closet, etc. You might not need to deep dive here or you can slowly go through every box in your basement. The choice is yours. Re-home things into the various places it needs to be in or the piles.

13) Do something with those piles of stuff. Put the stuff in your car to donation, recycle, etc. (You will absolutely do it more readily if it’s in your car). If you don’t have a car, put it next to the door as much as possible, so you can grab it more easily as you leave. Bags, like shopping bags, make this much easier.

For some piles, you’ll need to decide what to do with it all. For the homeless stuff, find a place for it or sit and think about why you don’t have a space for it. For the broken stuff, figure out if you’re really going to fix that thing or if you’re just holding onto it because it’s too expensive or sentimental to throw away. Maybe learn to fix it yourself or put it somewhere in a storage space for when the opportunity to get it fixed is available. Do that with intention. Don’t just shove it in a closet.

14) Take a cleansing shower.

15) Cleanse your home in your preferred method.

Afterwards, I tend to bring home a bouquet of cut organically grown flowers or a new house plant to bring new life into the space. I’ll also cook a good dinner for myself, making sure to clean up entirely afterwards.

Robot cleaning is common these days. If you want to do a cleansing / cleaning, give the robot a break and do it by hand. If you can’t/want, that’s fine. Create a cleansing and uplifting powder and sprinkle it in the corners of each room to have your little robot friend clean up. Alternatively, placing a cleansing sigil on top of your robot can do the same thing.

This may not be entirely easy with roommates or housemates in the way. If all you can do is one room, then that’s better than not doing it at all. If you can’t do a whole room, just clean and cleanse your sleeping space and your working space (like your bed and desk).

You may also want to cleanse your car, but I tend to wait until spring for that one.

Cleansing Door Bell Knot Spell

A simple knot spell to cleanse and protect your space every time you open the door.

The best part of this spell is that it will cleanse and protect the space daily. It’s also super easy for beginners and simple to customize.

Make sure you read the notes for color variances and tips!

What you’ll need:

  • Five white pieces of cord, yarn, embroidery floss, rope, etc.
  • One brown piece of cord, yarn, embroidery floss, rope, etc.
  • One black piece of cord, yarn embroidery floss, rope, etc.
  • One blue piece of cord, yarn, embroidery floss, rope, etc.
  • One green piece of cord, yarn, embroidery floss, rope, etc.
  • One yellow or gold piece of cord, yarn, embroidery floss, rope, etc.
  • Bell

Collect your cords together and knot them once at the top while saying “This spell has begun.”

Make second knot while saying, “This space is home.”

Make third knot while saying, “This space is mine.”

Make a fourth knot while saying, “This space is happy.”

Make a fifth knot while saying, “This space is safe”

Make a six knot while saying, “This space is protected”

Make a seventh knot while saying, “This space is clean.”

Make an eight knot while saying, “This space is cleansed.”

For the ninth and final knot, slid the bell onto the cords and knot it along or above the final knot. Do this while saying, “Every time this bell rings, this spell begins again.”

Nail or pin the knotted spell above the door or on the door knob.

Notes:

  • Use your own color association to pick cord colors.
  • You can always add more while or just use plain while cord for this spell
  • You can enchant each cord first for your purposes.
  • You can soak the cord material in cleaning water, moon water, or enchanted water to add a bit of extra magic. You can wash the bell the same way.
  • The bell doesn’t need to be big or fancy, but brass is a good choice if you’re going to buy a bell specifically for this spell.
  • You can write or engrave on the bell for added magic.
  • You can add beads to the cord, but make sure they aren’t beads that will break or annoy you when banging into the door.
  • If you’d prefer, you can braid, crochet, or otherwise interweave the cords in whatever way you like. I usually braid it, but to each their own.
  • I like to work in a finished loop at the top of the cord spell sometimes to give the cord spell something to hang from, not unlike a loop in a macramé plant hanger, but I’ve also just used a push pin to pin the spell to the wall.
  • Tying it on the doorknob works well, but make sure it won’t get in the way of opening and closing the door.


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Adding Ritual to Your Readings

Adding Ritual to Your Readings (or Anything Else)

For me, and for many diviners (especially cartomancers), readings are a normal part of the day. You draw a card in between getting coffee and brushing your teeth. You do a reading for a client in your PJs and with a comfort watch on the TV.

But burnout can ruin even the most casual things. When that happens, it may be time to make that thing more ritualized to bring it a stronger foundation and make it special. Not romanticized, necessarily, but ritualized, to make it important and worth connecting to in a different way.

Adding Ritual to Your Readings

I am not a big ceremonial magician. There are some things in my practice that have become ritualized, because that’s the process that works best for me. Mostly, I save the ritualized and ceremonial bits for my religious practice. As a secular witch, my spell crafting and magic casting is entirely separate. My altars are over there and my workspace is in another direction. In a perfect world, I’d have my altars in a separate room (or at least an alcove with a door) from my workspace.

For me, divination is not inherently the same as witchcraft. I’ve always been something of a seer, with visions and psychic insight, and perhaps that’s why scrying is so easy for me and tarot is not. In fact, most of the time, I don’t use tarot at all, I use oracle cards because they often have less traditional symbolism behind them. That’s a me-specific thing though and something I’m working on. But I think it’s also part of the problem. I don’t use ritual in any of that. I scry in windows and cereal bowls of water. I scry in fancy mirrors and polished stone. It’s just ordinary to me.

That isn’t to say that divination can’t be central to someone’s witchcraft practice or religious practice. Divination is used in many religions and spiritual practices without the witchcraft element. There are many Christians who are very against witchcraft but may also use divination, such as Bibliomancy, where they use the Bible to divine some sort of answer.

For me, personally though, my divination is a third, separate category. It’s a bridge that can be used in my witchcraft and my religious practices, but it’s also a stand-alone thing. I can use my cards to foretell my plans for the week, a perfectly mundane question, but I could use the same deck to channel a deity or cast a spell. (Probably not the same deck. I’m… odd about using cards for spellcasting. I have decks set aside exclusively for that purpose, but I digress.)

For years, as a professional witch, one of my main avenues of income was readings. I used a lot of methods, but card readings, cartomancy, was the mainstay. Until I burned out of it. I started to actively dislike it and then I simply… didn’t. The few times I would use it, for beloved clients or myself, I’d be happy to get back into it. But it wasn’t something that I adored anymore. I couldn’t just sit on my couch and read cards. It didn’t work for me anymore. I just wasn’t connecting, even with my most vocal of decks.

Until I ritualized it.

I started to darken the room, so I could focus. I know my brain will allow my attention to drift if there’s something it can see, but if all there is to see is the cards, a lamp, and my laptop, then that’s what I have. I knew this worked for me, because that’s how I focus when I need to complete a computerized task. Doing this for readings got me through the bad times and the crunch times. Falling onto it as a default setting for any reading worked for me.

Then I added a scarf. I don’t veil often, but I do for readings. I have a gauze and lace infinity scarf I use as a hood and veil during readings. Sometimes, I even drape it over my eyes in addition to my head, so all I can see is what I’m typing, the divination method in front of me.

That didn’t fix everything, though, so I started listening to nature sounds or, even better for me, drumming sounds. An hour long loop of drumming with headphones on blocked out everything. It was perfect.

Now, my ritual consists of setting up a comfortable seat, putting on darkness friendly lighting and lamps, if needed. I will sometimes light candles or LED candles, for a bit of something different.

Putting my phone on do not disturb and playing a drumming song. I have water, tea, and crackers to keep me going. I swear a warm shawl, because I get very cold when doing readings, and my head scarf. I have a lap desk for my laptop to sit on. I remove all chances of distraction and just sit and do the readings. For me, this works perfectly.

I was trying so hard to get back into readings like I use to be, casually doing the work as a part of my day. Just doing readings at my desk. But that didn’t work for me now, so I tried new things until I hit on something I like.

So if you’ve been struggling to get back into an aspect of something you love, like divination or spellcasting, or prayer or even a hobby, try to ritualize it differently. Make it a special event, add something to it to make it important and dedicate time alone to that task.

Or, alternatively, if you’re struggling because of the ritual, drop it or simplify it for a while. It might help break through that blockage.


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Adventure Contract Spell

What you’ll need:

  • Piece of paper
  • Pen or ink with writing nib
  • Solar / sun water (see notes)
  • Calendula for cheerfulness and energy
  • Rosemary for health, quick thinking, making memories and friends
  • Cinnamon for trade, money, and success
  • Garlic for protection while traveling
  • Pick whichever of these you’ll need: All-spice for determination, Borage for courage, Mugwort to avoid weariness during travel, Eyebright to see opportunities, Snapdragon to protect against scams and theft
  • Any of the following: Mullein, Comfrey, Apple blossoms, Nettle, Cannabis, Thyme, Rose, Basil, Clover, Cinquefoil, Peppermint, Rue (optional)
  • Strainer
  • Baking sheet pan
  • Drying rack (optional) (see notes)

Gather the herbs you want to use and steep them in solar water for at least 15 minutes. You only need about 3 ounces (1/3 cup) of solar water. When steeped and cool, strain the tisane.

Place your piece of paper on a baking sheet pan. Pour the tisane over your piece of paper until the paper is soaked through. Then, carefully put the piece of paper on a drying rack or somewhere it can dry. It may take a day to fully dry.

While the paper is drying, sit down and write out on scrap paper or on the computer the kind of adventure you want to have. This is your chance to get the wording of the written spell as perfect as you can.

The adventure can be anything. It could be a going to a retreat, school trip, museum, road trip, or flying to a new city for vacation or visit a friend. It could be smaller, such as going to a new bar, dance club, or even a book club. Try and phrase it like it’s a job description, contract, advertisement, or an even invitation. Make sure to add any specifications you want, like expenses paid, it harms none, or something similar. At the end of the paper, write “I agree to this contract.” and draw a line for you to sign your name on later. 

Once the paper is dry and you’re happy with your wording, copy the written spell onto your dyed paper.

Now, sign your name on the blank line you made earlier. You may use your real name or a magical one. The choice is yours. 

Notes:

  • Solar water or sun water is water that has absorbed sunshine. Set a clear jar of water out in the bright sunlight for at least an hour.
  • Remember, the more constraints and restrictions you add to a spell, the less chances it’ll work. You can write “all expenses paid”, but that’s less likely then “the trip will cost less than $300”. How many free trips are there? That being said, it does happen! I’ve used this spell with the simple addition of “as cheaply as possible” and visited a city to do a favor for someone with my only expenses being a coffee run for myself.
  • You can add any herbs that make sense for your purposes.
  • You can use a magical ink to copy the written spell over or sign your name


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2026 Theme of the Year: Manifestation. May your desires become reality.

2026 Theme: Manifestation

Welcome to 2026. Happy new year!

This year’s theme is manifestation. Specifically, turning your desires into reality.

This could be using magic, law of attraction, manifestation techniques, prayer, and/or hard work. It doesn’t matter how that manifestation occurs, just make your focus of the year turning your dreams and desires into reality in whichever way you can.

I hope you have a blessed, powerful, satisfying, dream-achieving new year!


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Knocking on Wood

Anyone familiar with the superstition of knocking on wood? The superstition is intended to ward off jinxing yourself. Especially if you say something you don’t want to happen. It’s to avoid tempting fate or mentioning anything negative that could hurt you.

For example, “I’m sure it’s not going to snow tonight.” Whether said sarcastically or not, I’d knock on wood. Talking about your own death or something similar is another reason to knock on wood.

In some parts of the world, it’s done to avoid changing something good that has or will happened. For example, if you got a job promotion, you’d knock on wood.

Typically, the person knocks on a tree or wood surface three times. Depending on where you’re from, the number of times you knock on the wood, what else can be knocked on (such as your own head), what CAN’T be knocked on, what’s said at the same time, or what this is even called depends on your region.

The origins of the superstition is a bit unknown. It’s popularly believed that the point of knocking on wood is to ask the spirits of the wood or tree or fate for protection or to shake off the intended jinx. However, the widespread usage has some folklorists suggest a connection to the crucifixion cross or even the playground game of tag.

Not everyone that knocks on wood actually believes in the superstition. It may be more of a social or cultural habit. Everyone around you does it, so you do too.

In it’s most basic form (knocking on wood for superstitious reasons), this superstition is seen widely aroud the world.

I use this superstition often and knock on a wooden beaded bracelet I wear to facilitate it. However, I keep my jewelry minimal when I’m working on a computer or staying home. That means I sometimes get caught without wood to knock on within easy reach.

But… what’s the definition of wood here? I learned the superstition without any exemptions, so for me, I just knock three times. Any kind of wood.

So… do plants count? Trees count. That’s often considered the origin of the superstition. If living trees count, then do the stems of plants? The leaves? Anything made from plant fibers?

Can you knock on a book? Paper itself? A walnut? A peacan pie? Can you knock on a sweatshirt made from plant materials? How much plant material’s necessary to qualify for the superstition? This isn’t a practical question – it would be nearly impossible to test this. It’s down to personal opinion and practice. How much wood or wood-like substances count before the meaning is lost?

Personally, I’ve knocked on books, paper, a variety of nuts, and in a moment of half-joking desperation, a sweatshirt made from mostly bamboo fiber and plant-based fiber.

What do you think? How far is too far until the superstition loses meaning to you?


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