Fates read, advice given, fortunes told.
Professional witch and intuitive reading with over twenty years experience.
Readings Available:
Oracular Reading
PDF + Audio email. A trance-induced oracle channels or speaks with a spirit or deity and reveals the information learned. Make sure to include what spirit or entity, if any, you'd like to contact in the purchase notes.
$85.00
Pendulum Reading
PDF email. A simple but decisive tool. Perfect for yes /no questions. Select the number of questions to be answered.
$5.00
Crystal Scrying Reading
PDF email. Ever want to get your fortune read from a crystal ball? Scrying is a type of divination where the diviner stares into the scrying medium (here a crystal) and sees images or gains knowledge in their head that wasn't there before.
$5.00
Last updated: September 12th, 2020. Next session: October 1st, 2020.
Jump to… Tarot, oracle, and cartomancy reading | Pendulum reading | King & Queen Divination reading | Crystal scrying | Water Scrying | Salt Scrying | Book Divination | Oracular readings | Divination information | Reading Requirements
Reading Requirements
What I’ll need:
- Your chosen name. For example, you may prefer to be called Ally rather than Allisan, Ash rather than Ashley, or Will rather than William. Code names or alternative names can also be used, such as Rose instead of your real name of Riley or Thyme instead of Timothy.
- You pronoun preference, if you’re comfortable with sharing. If not gender-neutral pronouns (they/their/them) will be used for all parties.
- Your question or topic of the reading. Or, you can ask for a general reading on a specific area of your life or life in general. Need help formulating your question? Just contact me and I’ll be happy to lend a hand.
- Active email address to send the reading to.
What you’ll get:
- Readings are provided in a beautiful PDF, delivered by email, unless otherwise noted. In most cases, a photograph of your reading is included. Readings are provided in English at this time.
To discuss your reading query, contact me:
Cartomancy – Tarot and Oracle Cards
Tarot cards, oracle cards, playing cards, and any other card based divination is called cartomancy.
All readings come in a beautiful PDF and include at least one photo of the reading. Cartomancy readings come in all shapes and sizes.
Starts at $5 USD
Pendulum Readings
Pendulums are considered the “gateway” to other divination techniques. A simple pendulum can take some time to master, but they’re very decisive tools. Perfect for yes /no questions.
All readings come in a beautiful PDF sent to you via email.
Starts at $5 USD
King’s Divination & Queen’s Divination
Exclusively from This Crooked Crown, the King and Queen Divination uses crystals rolled across a table or a rotating circular board. The placement of the stones and their relationship to each other divine the answers to your questions.
Exclusively from This Crooked Crown, the King and Queen Divination uses crystals rolled across a table or a rotating circular board. The placement of the stones and their relationship to each other divine the answers to your questions.
All readings come in a beautiful PDF and include at least one photo of the reading.
Starts at $5 USD
Crystal Scrying
Ever want to get your fortune read from a crystal ball? Now’s your chance. Scrying is a type of divination where the diviner stares into the scrying medium (here a crystal ball) and sees images or gains knowledge in their head that wasn’t there before.
All reading come in a beautiful PDF via email.
Starts at $5 USD
Hydromancy – Water Scrying
Scrying is a type of divination where the diviner stares into the scrying medium (here water) and sees images or gains knowledge in their head that wasn’t there before.
All readings come in a beautiful PDF via email.
Starts at $5 USD
Book Divination – Bibliomancy and Stichomancy
Book divination is ancient. You think about your question and the diviner opens the selected book and points at a line or paragraph. That line or paragraph is your answer.
While religious texts are the most common usage of this, I like to use poems, ballads, classic novels, and even thick spell books.
All readings come in a beautiful PDF. This reading will come with at least one photo.
Starts at $5 USD
Halomancy – Salt Scrying
Salt scrying takes spilling or tossing salt on a surface and reading the symbols the salt forms into.
All readings come in a beautiful PDF file. This reading will come with at least one photo.
Start at $5 USD.
Oracular Readings
Oracular readings requires the diviner to enter a trance state, channel the spirit or deity in question, and reveal information or answer question.
This is an advanced and difficult reading. Only some spirits or deities will be allowed. If you don’t have a entity you’d like to speak to, I can channel one of my familiar spirits or deities to gather the answers for you.
All readings come in a beautiful PDF. Video or audio files may also be possible.
Starts at $85 USD
Diviner’s Style & Divination Usage
Divination isn’t just for divining the future. It can also give insight to current situations and struggles. It can reveal information you’re not able to see for yourself and offer information. It can guide you to make better decisions for yourself.
Each reader has their own style and method of interpreting the cards. Even tarot card readers will offer give different results for the same cards laid out the same way. As an intuitive reader, I go by what I feel first, then by the known meanings of the cards.
Readings are offered at various times of the year, sometimes determined by the sacred days, planetary alignment, or high levels of energy. Check back often and watch social media for an announcement.
More Divination Information
Tarot and Oracle Decks – A list of tarot and oracle decks I own. Includes sample readings and reviews.
Divination Methods – A list of divination methods I use outside of cartomancy. Includes sample readings and reviews.
Sample readings – A list of samples for readings you can buy.
Divination Tool Reviews – A list of divination tool reviews, such as tarot and oracle decks.
